NEW WEBSITE
--wow thats "great".

well hello there, didnt see you come in, have a glass of merlot. Hey, and um, since your already up, want to grab me one too?. I dont know what else to tell you. Im a simple man, i have my portfolio, my links, my turok cheat codes and ya know what? i don't need much else.

So enjoy yourself, and if you want me to do some work for you ,
then please lets chat over some nan bread and mango chutney.

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HERE EAT THIS
--whatever.

we go in there, there's the keg,
there's the hipsters
there's the backyard, i get it.
its one of those parties.

i can see on my friends faces,
the look of "ohh fuck this",

i spot chris's crazy bitch x-girlfriend "no like...
seriously josh.. she's REALLY fucking crazy,
enter at your own risk."

we toast to good christian manners
with our PBR's and part ways.
my keys. they snagged this
goregous girls purse
she had dark short hair and a fadora on
"hey! we made a connection" she says

Dr. Emmett Brown: Now, remember - according to my theory, you interfered with your parents first meeting. If they don't meet, they won't fall in love, they won't get married and they won't have kids. That's why your older brother's disappearing from that photograph. Your sister will follow, and unless you repair the damage, you'll be next.

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Frank Booth: Don't be a good neighbor anymore to her. I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!... In dreams... I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine... all the time. Forever.